its-a-beautiful-bliss:

hipppiebaby:

poopflow:

whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

they do, we just cant see them

fuck you guys

Woah, who said that?!

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house-of-gnar:

bootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

this touches my soul

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nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

THEY VECOME HOVER CATS

(Source : kimsoldblogone)

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donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source : ignorntatheist)

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